Someone recently told me I was a very spiritual person. I almost choked on the puppy I was consuming, and when I had properly swallowed, I informed this poor soul that no, I was most certainly not. “But you write about spirituality all the time,” he insisted. I performed a legendary act of self-censor and […]
Dear Human Race, I’ve been wanting to write to you for so long, but I have a problem that has prevented that. We all have problems, sure, but the problem I speak of has been around for more than eleven thousand years.